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Hey, Rudy, what are you watching?
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"What did you do?"
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Oh, we worked out, got a
cheeseburger, and then came in here
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and asked you what you were watching.
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What are you watching?
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"What did you do?"
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Dude, I told you. We got a
cheeseburger, we worked out...
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No, it's the name of my favorite TV show.
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They use hidden cameras and actors to
capture real people doing good deeds.
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( Theme music plays on TV)
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Excuse me sir, I'm Don Quinonas
host of "what did you do?"
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My hidden cameras just captured
you doing something remarkable.
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- You gave $500...
- (Sighs)
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...to a complete stranger...
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(Sighs heavily)
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...so he could get his
cat's broken tail fixed.
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(Groans) Look, he's...
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Oh, God.
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I gotta be on this show...
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So people will know that
I'm better than they are.
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And humble.
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So humble.
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Oh, hey.
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How's your volunteer job
at the history museum going?
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Oh, I love it. I'm working right now.
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- (Bell ringing)
- Man: Gather round, good townspeople.
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Those are the living legends.
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They're traveling actors
doing a show at the museum.
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Their motto is "we make
history come to life."
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Oh, five bucks say they
make Jerry fall asleep!
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Come on.
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Jerry... Meet Ben Franklin, Albert
Einstein, Cleopatra, and Attila the hun.
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Hun? Pretty sure Attila's a dude.
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes
a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Early to bed, early to rise, go hit
a treadmill and lay off the fries.
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(Chuckles)
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In my day, the young
respected their elders.
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Yeah, well in my day, dudes didn't
wear their sister's stockings.
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- I'm gonna get...
- Keep it together, Carl, keep it together.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
gather round and witness
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how I discovered that
lightning is electricity.
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(Yawning)
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I'll need a volunteer.
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Oh, uh...
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You.
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Huh! He never uses volunteers.
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I was flying my kite on a stormy night,
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when suddenly... (Beeps)
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(Beeps)
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Is... is that how he got you?
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(Rock music playing)
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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Okay, would you rather be a neanderthal
facing a saber-toothed tiger,
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or a peasant facing the bubonic plague?
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Oh, that is a good one.
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Ugh, whichever kills me quicker.
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Man, you nerds need to get a life.
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History is important, Jerry.
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It's why we volunteer at the museum.
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I still can't believe
you guys don't get paid.
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Whoa, we get paid...
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In knowledge!
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All: Whoo-hoo!
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We're making deposits
in the brain bank, yo.
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All: Cha-Ching!
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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Guys, Chloe's here.
Quick, nerd breath check.
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(Gagging)
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Oh, one of us has stink mouth,
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- I think it's me.
- No, I think it's me.
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- Hey, guys.
- Teddy's got stink mouth!
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Milton, we changed the schedule.
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You'll be working with me
in the samurai wing tomorrow.
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Oh...
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Oh, Jerry,
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this is Chloe. She's our...
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Robot. All right, you guys
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finally perfected the robo-girlfriend.
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Oh, great job.
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It's a big improvement over the floor waxer
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Sydney put a bra on and called Sophia.
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I miss Sophia.
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Can I borrow her for the prom?
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She's so realistic.
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I'm not going to prom with you.
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Very realistic.
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Jerry, Chloe is the head of our
volunteer program at the museum.
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And like me, she loves history.
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Oh, really?
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Well, what it do, girl?
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And what year did it do it in?
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Ugh! Oh, eww.
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Hey, not on my wharf, tough guys.
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Get outta here.
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And tell your friends...
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When Rudy's on duty, they
better watch their booty.
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Okay, don't tell them that. Just go.
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Hey.
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I think you're safe now, pal.
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Just know that this only happened
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because wearing this...
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Dorky backpack.
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I mean, who wears a tickly turtle backpack?
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You look like a little dork boy.
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Uh, excuse me. Ma'am, you dropped this.
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Excuse me, I'm Don Quinonas from
the TV show "what did you do?"
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That's my favorite show.
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This woman is an actress.
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And our hidden camera just caught
you giving her wallet back.
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It's really no big deal.
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Yeah, you heard him.
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It's not a big deal.
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Did your camera catch
me helping the dork boy?
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Because that was a big deal.
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Excuse me, sir, we're
talking to a real hero.
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It's not everyday we meet
someone with your kind heart.
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I'm a hero!
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A hero with a huge heart!
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Tell 'em, dork boy.
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Tell 'em I'm a hero!
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I'm a hero!
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Do you want to hear a samurai haiku?
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Oh, 17 beautiful syllables that say it all.
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As long as it's not about love.
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Every guy volunteer recites one to me
hoping that I'll go out with them.
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What's yours?
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Samurais have swords.
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Sharp, sharp, sharp,
sharp, sharp, sharp swords.
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This is the end.
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Swords.
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Hey, Chloe.
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Just stopped by to pick up a volunteer
application for the samurai wing.
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Jerry, you don't know
anything about samurais.
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Oh, really? Try me.
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Fact battle!
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Just, uh... cleaning the statues.
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Definitely not following Chloe around.
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That'd be creepy, right?
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I will not lower myself to engage in a
silly competition with this buffoon.
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I think intellectual
competitions are so manly.
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Let's battle, baby!
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(Chuckles) I love fact battles.
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What is the name of the defense
garment worn on the back of a...
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- (Buzzes)
- What is a horo?
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It was invented by Hatakeyama
Masanaga during the onin war.
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Boo-yah!
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What's buried in shogun hashindo's tomb?
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- (Buzzes)
- A golden sword.
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Oh! Ba-bam! Yeah.
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Hold on, now.
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I'm not done facting.
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Legend has it that if the sword is removed,
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his royal guards will come
back to life to protect him.
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Nobody believes that gold sword stuff.
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Legends are dumb.
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Aren't you guys the living legends?
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Aren't you supposed to be cleaning a
statue and not creeping on Chloe?
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Touche, Mr. Franklin.
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Touche.
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Jerry, I misjudged you.
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You'll be working with me
as tour guide of this wing.
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Milton, you'll be with the living legends.
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Jerry, since when do you know things?
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I mean, I still tie your shoes.
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When it comes to getting a cute girl,
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I'll do anything...
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Even study history.
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Oh, that reminds me. (Clears throat)
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Tie it yourself, Jerry.
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What? Fine.
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I don't need your help.
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I can tie my own shoe.
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There, done.
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Told you I could do it!
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There you are.
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You little glory stealer.
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Yeah, oh, okay. So I picked up
that wallet so I could be on TV.
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(Laughs) So you admit it!
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Well, now it's my turn to be on TV.
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I hired an actress online to
play an old woman with a Walker.
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She will struggle across the courtyard
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and I will heroically swoop in and
carry her to her destination.
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How do you know that don quinonas
and his crew are even still here?
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Let's just say a little birdie told me...
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To let all the air out of their tires.
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Oh, that must be her.
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Oh, no.
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This frail but sweet
lady appears to need help.
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I, Rudy Gillespie...
selfless, single sensei...
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will gladly help this wobbly Walker.
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Hey, beat it, pal. She's mine.
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Allow me to assist.
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(Whispers) Get in my arms.
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(Louder) I said, get in my arms.
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Come here. Ow. Ow. Hey.
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(Clatters)
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Listen, you old biddy,
I'm trying to pick you up.
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Come here! Come here!
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(Grunting)
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I'd like to say my show
brings out the best in people,
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but today, our cameras caught the most
heinous act of human cruelty ever.
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Huh?
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And... cut. (Chuckles)
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That was great. We'll air it tonight.
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No, don, this is a misunderstanding.
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I'm looking for Rudy Gillespie.
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The guy that hired a stunt granny
so he could look good on TV.
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You're late!
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You made me look like a monster!
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(Growling)
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(Laughing)
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Hey, what are you guys laughing about?
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Something Jerry said.
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You had to be there. (Laughing)
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(Forced laughter)
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But I wasn't.
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Face it, Milton. She's not into you.
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She's into me.
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Oh, and I love hanging out with her.
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She's smart, she loves museums, oh, and
she's got the cutest little freckles.
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She's like a version of you I can kiss.
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Oh, kiss this!
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Oh...
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What did you two do?
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That caveman skeleton is 75,000 years old.
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Oh! What a relief.
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At least we didn't break a new one.
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This is his fault. He's pretending to
care about history to get close to you.
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What?!
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At least I'm man enough to ask her out.
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Oh, you don't think I'm man enough?
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I'll ask her out right now.
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Samurais have swords.
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- Sharp, sharp, sharp...
- That's it!
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Both of you should leave.
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I'm gonna be here all night
trying to get this hand just right.
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Oh, come on, Chloe.
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You're not gonna be here all night.
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It's just a hand.
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Look, all you have to do
is put the hand back...
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(crumbling)
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Yeah, you're gonna be here
all night. (Clears throat)
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I can't believe you got
us fired from the museum.
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- You ruin everything.
- That is so not true.
259
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,754
At my last birthday, you
mistook my grandma for a pinata.
260
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:41,392
No one was complaining when
candy started dropping out of her.
261
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:45,396
I just realized Chloe is stuck in
the museum cleaning up our mess.
262
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,366
I'm gonna text Sydney and he and
I are gonna help her clean up.
263
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,802
Yeah, Sydney's never
stabbed me in the back.
264
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,871
You know what, Milton?
265
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,406
If Chloe's the girl of your dreams...
266
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,910
Then as your friend, I respect that...
267
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,044
And I'll back off.
268
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,848
Wow, Jerry, that... that means a lot.
269
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,617
Thanks for understanding.
270
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,620
- Yeah, man.
- Uh, where are you going?
271
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To the museum to make the girl
of your dreams my girlfriend.
272
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,824
- Whoo!
- Gah!
273
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,831
And maybe I'll start with a salad.
274
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,935
See the attitude on her?
275
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,805
You know, you're shown on TV beating
up one defenseless, old lady
276
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,541
and suddenly the whole
world thinks you're a jerk.
277
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,810
Come on, Rudy, you're exaggerating.
278
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,903
I don't think I am.
279
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:39,514
At least she left off the dressing.
280
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,756
Uh, excuse me, waitress.
281
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:48,092
May I have some fresh
pepper for my lap salad?
282
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,797
Little more.
283
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,633
Thank you.
284
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,474
Oh, there's the worst man in the world.
285
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,376
Quick, everyone, hide your grannies.
286
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,379
It was a man-granny I ordered online.
287
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,382
Making it worse, Rudy.
288
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,884
Apparently that's what I do.
289
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,486
(Laughing)
290
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,647
Look at him over there.
291
00:14:16,678 --> 00:14:19,057
He ruins my life and
then he just laughs at me.
292
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,625
I am so angry.
293
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,762
It's a good thing I've devoted my
life to the study of martial arts.
294
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,966
Oh, great, so you're gonna tap into
your chi and overcome your anger?
295
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,067
Something like that.
296
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,502
(Screaming)
297
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,939
(Crying)
298
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,855
Once we get the golden sword
from hashindo's sarcophagus,
299
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,425
sell it for $80,000,
and take out expenses,
300
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,494
how much do you think each of us will get?
301
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,796
(Stammers) Don't look at me.
302
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,531
Math is not really my thing.
303
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,033
How can math not be your thing?
304
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,101
You're Albert Einstein!
305
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,770
I got the gig because of my hair!
306
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,438
And you know that, Carl!
307
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,877
Oh, I can't believe it.
308
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,113
The living legends are
just a bunch of thieves.
309
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,181
Both: And they've got my girlfriend.
310
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,549
Your girlfriend?
311
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,919
Yeah. Stop it. No, you stop it.
312
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,656
We need a plan.
313
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,092
Stop it!
314
00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:31,859
(Chanting) We hate Rudy. We hate Rudy.
315
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,140
Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
I'm sorry, we're closed.
316
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,675
It's me.
317
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,512
This is the only way I
could get through that mob
318
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,948
of angry grannies after what
I did to their friend Ethel.
319
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,983
Yeah, this is my life now, Jack.
320
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,986
Dinner at 4:00, bingo at 5:00,
gotta watch the grandkids at 8:00.
321
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:58,052
And don't even ask me why, but I got
a pocket full of butterscotch candies.
322
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,593
Oh... Here it is, Rudy,
your new episode's on.
323
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,064
(Sighs) I can't watch this.
324
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,802
That's better.
325
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,505
Last night, we introduced
you to Rudy Gillespie,
326
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,507
"the worst man in the world."
327
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:21,579
Well, guess what? On
tonight's episode, he's back,
328
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,649
and what you're about
to see will shock you.
329
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,184
Here we go.
330
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,986
My life is over.
331
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,054
(Screaming)
332
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,825
(Crying)
333
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,161
(Gasping)
334
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,898
A falafel ball went down the wrong pipe!
335
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,967
Rudy Gillespie just saved my life!
336
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,602
- She did?
- I did?
337
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,270
He's a hero.
338
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,206
- She is?!
- I am?!
339
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:53,244
America, Rudy punched my
gut and touched my heart.
340
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,148
Did you see what I did, Jack?
341
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
I don't believe it!
342
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,618
I'm a hero!
343
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,588
Hey, Rudy, where are you going?
344
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,891
To tell those cane-wielding prune
suckers that they owe me an apology.
345
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,028
No, wait, Rudy, you're forgetting...
They couldn't have seen the new episode.
346
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:10,695
All: Get him!
347
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,134
They didn't see the episode!
348
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,871
(Groaning)
349
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,245
Hey!
350
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,280
We know why you're here.
351
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,782
You're nothing but a bunch of thieves.
352
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,183
Both: Yeah.
353
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,718
And horrible actors.
354
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,019
(Gasps)
355
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,255
That's it. Tie 'em up, guys.
356
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,259
I'll take the small chick.
357
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,174
This might not be the best time but
who are you going to prom with?
358
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,876
Not a good time? All right, gotta go.
359
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:07,185
You can't see this, but that gag
really makes your eyes pop.
360
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,913
I call the big dude next time.
361
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,693
Oh. (Giggles)
362
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,129
Yes, this is fantastisch.
363
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,102
Did... did anybody else see that?
364
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,837
I did.
365
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,073
The samurai warriors
have come back to life.
366
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,308
It's the legend of hashindo's sword.
367
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,211
Really? You think I'm
buying some absurd legend...
368
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,215
okay, I'm buying. I'm buying.
369
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,152
(Roars)
370
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,721
- Put back the sword, Carl!
- No!
371
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,257
I'm not giving it back.
372
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,258
It's mine.
373
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,193
Fine, keep it.
374
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,007
Can someone explain what just happened?
375
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,975
We made them believe the legend was real.
376
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,043
(Muffled) No...
377
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,079
I made him believe the legend was real.
378
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,216
How did you produce that demonic roar?
379
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,219
The armor yanked out my only
pit hair, but it was worth it.
380
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,455
Teddy, go call the cops.
381
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,358
What you did was incredible.
382
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,260
You saved me.
383
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,696
Both: Aw, it was really nothing.
384
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,131
Seriously, stop it.
385
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,001
There's something you two should know.
386
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,336
Oh, I know what it is.
387
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,272
In the beginning, you thought we
were more trouble than we were worth
388
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,141
because we destroyed the caveman skeletons.
389
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:13,010
But when we came here, foiled
a robbery, and saved you
390
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,713
and the museum, we
totally redeemed ourselves.
391
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,415
No.
392
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,717
Sydney's my new boyfriend.
393
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,087
All: I did not see that coming.
394
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,355
Wha...?
395
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,259
- Wha...?
- Wha...?
396
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,260
(Sighs)
397
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:33,164
Milton, dude, I'm sorry I
tried to take your girl...
398
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,733
And for all the future girls
I'm gonna try and take from you.
399
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,236
I'm sorry, too.
400
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,939
And don't worry, Chloe's not gonna have
time for a date with Sydney, anyway.
401
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,241
She's not?
402
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,510
(Snaps, crumbles)
403
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:49,480
Both: Oh, Chloe!
404
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,148
Whoo!
405
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,287
Kickin' it with you!
406
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,322
The business you generate for the museum
407
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,225
as the new living legends will help
pay for the damage you caused.
408
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,594
(Sighs)
409
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,164
(Chuckling) Nerds.
410
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,005
(Rings bell) I am Paul revere and
the living legends are coming!
411
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,107
The living legends are coming...
412
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,209
To the Seaford museum of history.
413
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,845
(Gasps)
414
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,013
Are we done yet?
415
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,814
We've been doing this for four hours.
416
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,083
Yeah, and we have four more.
So put your head back on.
417
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,551
Hyah!
418
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,487
(Yelps) That's it.
419
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,322
(Grunting)
420
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,358
Bad horsey, bad horsey, bad horsey!
421
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,497
(Theme music playing)
422
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,520
(Dog growls, barks)
423
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:07,120
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